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The bars downtown seem to be for young collage kids

Yeah, I’m more into pottery myself

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I think a more witty response to the “collage” statement would be:

I'm more into papier mâché myself

Papie-eh Mach-eh What is Papie-ay Mach-ay?

Here’s the post:

I totally want to reply with…

Is that spread enough for you?

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To the person who put their pictures etc. on the corner of northwest corner of 1st St and 1st Ave and also the person who decided that they were the person’s who lives there and put them in that garbage bin which made it impossible for me to out my own garbage in my bin…SHAME! You should always take care of your own garbage and not put that on anyone else.

:crazy_face:

I totally want to respond to these posts & say something along the lines of “Oh. Sorry. I thought we were allowed to do that.”

Cross post to the juxtaposition thread:

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Polish rooster for free we don’t need him looking to rehome him. 7 month old send me a message if interested

I’m tempted to reply, “Does he lay eggs?”

NSFW alternative

I’ve been looking for a nice cock on nextdoor

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First post:

Does anyone know someone who would like a kitten? I found it at the park and cannot keep it.

The post right underneath it:

Looking for a kitten :grinning_cat: for my daughter !

Which reminds me of way back in grade school, we were supposed to “publish” a newspaper with stories & classified ads…all just made up stuff. So, I put this in there:

LOST: Gold watch. Reward if found.

FOUND: Gold watch. Identify and claim at newspaper office.

Person 1: Are there any dancers in here!?

Person 2: i’m an olympic level breakdancer

So… no?

Bunch a frickin’ county prosecutors…

If you are going to post that someone stole from your home and post the picture and video of this person in front of your home. Then include the proof of their wrong doing otherwise it just looks like you’re are making it up to claim on insurance not to mention that it is slander and deformation of character!!!

:policeman:
:policewoman:

I so want to post this on ND:

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Do it!

I hate it when my character is deformed.

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